there is no magic in the nightblade’s repertoire more useful than the spell of instant translocation. over time, its casting becomes almost a matter of reflex: one is HERE, & then, by act of will, one is THERE.
in fact, to the experienced practitioner, translocation becomes so routine that one almost forgets how difficult it was at first to learn. it is traditional to refer to his magical art as “stepping through shadows,” & indeed, the key to its mastery is the ability to “peer sidewise” & perceive the shadows cast by each entity & object
-The Glimmering Foxbat (Elder Scrolls Online)
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…questionable authority of Ulfric Stormcloak as a story character aside; that fur coat the guy’s wearing… it’s just so, manly. so manly that you can’t help but crown the guy with a cheese wheel. because its just so cheesy.
Club membership status - denied!
>:|_ok… let’s translate this & add some annotations. after all, people need to have a rough idea of what this is really about:
Greetings Ms Prickleberry! :|: GRRR you catty rebellious disobedient lil…
I am sad to inform you that your recruit process shown you do not have any interest in our club or find your spot among us.
>:|_"I know I’m not really in the position to do so, but… ok that whole sentence came out a bit wrong cuz I’m just so mad! I’m like totally about to discipline you now, you unruly piece of… argh! what I was trying to say; you haven’t displayed sufficient eagerness with finding your place. beneath, ME. you’re not wearing your slave collar either, as you know you should. inconceivably, you also keep shirking daily whippings.”
If you feel in the future, :|: (like, after the pain of this disciplinary action has subsided) :|: that you can add anything to our club :|: (you really should’ve attended the whippings) :|: and we can add to your gameplay, :|: (you know you wanna play, & you want it kinky) :|: other than to your real life project, :|: (you & your annoying LIFE. you know, you plain drive me crazy with that) :|: feel free to apply again.
Our club are for nice, polite players.
Even if your real life project is important to you, it takes time from our members. :|: (come ON. you should AT LEAST attend our daily whippings. EVERYBODY can spare an hour or 2 for that.) :|: Since you do not ask for permission :|: (you know the rules. told you: you wanna play, you ask 1st. you ask US. that is, ME). :|: to interview and take their time, :|: (for the whippings) :|: you will not gain membership.
>:|_"& don’t you try sneaking back in with your old VIP card. don’t even DREAM about it. WE totally had that canceled. WE also had your personal file stamped with "repeat rebel" & "deviant kinky". in red of course. anarchist chicks like you aren’t good enough for pink."
Best of luck!
Taskmaster K. [ CEO Club Pink Seraphim, Coldharbour ]