^„^ tee-hee-hee… here’s the original =)> http://cheezburger.com/8318434304
…questionable authority of Ulfric Stormcloak as a story character aside; that fur coat the guy’s wearing… it’s just so, manly. so manly that you can’t help but crown the guy with a cheese wheel. because its just so cheesy.
Club membership status - denied!
>:|_ok… let’s translate this & add some annotations. after all, people need to have a rough idea of what this is really about:
Greetings Ms Prickleberry! :|: GRRR you catty rebellious disobedient lil…
I am sad to inform you that your recruit process shown you do not have any interest in our club or find your spot among us.
>:|_"I know I’m not really in the position to do so, but… ok that whole sentence came out a bit wrong cuz I’m just so mad! I’m like totally about to discipline you now, you unruly piece of… argh! what I was trying to say; you haven’t displayed sufficient eagerness with finding your place. beneath, ME. you’re not wearing your slave collar either, as you know you should. inconceivably, you also keep shirking daily whippings.”
If you feel in the future, :|: (like, after the pain of this disciplinary action has subsided) :|: that you can add anything to our club :|: (you really should’ve attended the whippings) :|: and we can add to your gameplay, :|: (you know you wanna play, & you want it kinky) :|: other than to your real life project, :|: (you & your annoying LIFE. you know, you plain drive me crazy with that) :|: feel free to apply again.
Our club are for nice, polite players.
Even if your real life project is important to you, it takes time from our members. :|: (come ON. you should AT LEAST attend our daily whippings. EVERYBODY can spare an hour or 2 for that.) :|: Since you do not ask for permission :|: (you know the rules. told you: you wanna play, you ask 1st. you ask US. that is, ME). :|: to interview and take their time, :|: (for the whippings) :|: you will not gain membership.
>:|_"& don’t you try sneaking back in with your old VIP card. don’t even DREAM about it. WE totally had that canceled. WE also had your personal file stamped with "repeat rebel" & "deviant kinky". in red of course. anarchist chicks like you aren’t good enough for pink."
Best of luck!
Taskmaster K. [ CEO Club Pink Seraphim, Coldharbour ]
in here is a tragedy ∆ art thou player? ∆ or audience?
be as it may ∆ the end doth remain ∆ all go on only toward death
the first words at thy left hand ∆ a false lunacy ∆ a madly dancing man
hearing unhearable words ∆ drawn to a beloved’s grave
& there ∆ mayhap ∆ true madness at last
as did this one ∆ playing with death ∆ find true death at last
killing a nameless lover ∆ she pierced a heart rent by sorrow
doth lie invite truth?
doth verity but wear the mask of falsehood?
ah thou pitiful ∆ thou miserable ones
still amidst lies ∆ though the end cometh not
wherefore yearn for death? ∆ will thou attend to thy beloved?
truths & lies ∆ life ∆ death
the game of turning white to black ∆ & black to white
when you speak i hear .@. silence † every word a .@. defiance
i can hear oh ya i can hear
think i’ll go where it .@. suits me † moving out to the .@. country
with everyone oh everyone † before we all become one
you tell yourself that you’re .@. lucky
lying down never .@. struck me † as something fun no .@. any fun
stabbing pain for the .@. feeling † now your wound’s never .@. healing
till you’re numb oh it’s begun † before we all become one
st@p grieving .@. start leaving † before we all become @ne
>:|_[ friend ] I was trying to explain my misanthropy to someone the other day.
>:|_[ me ] there are †lots† of good reasons to be misanthropic. :) in fact; enough reasons to be misanthropically humanistic.
>:|_[ friend ] She completely freaked out. She kept going on about compassion. Compassion in the name of Buddhism… I couldn’t take it anymore. I challenged her on the selfish aspects and she wouldn’t have it…
>:|_[ me ] …people don’t like to be challenged i guess.
what matters is, whether you can handle “interference” with your self-image or not. you can look at changes, or different views, with a kind of neutral curiosity & let them happen. you can always discard them if they don’t connect with anything you know… or, you can put them aside, on a backburner, & see if you can pick up similar bits of info about yourself as you go…
>:|_[ friend ] Well, I don’t want to be an animal. Half of what ppl do is animal behavior. That’s the disgustingness. Or, I’d rather be an animal and not a humanimal…
>:|_[ me ] …automated, unreflected, unverified regurgitating of things someone picks up, or gets indoctrinated with. †nods† glorified, trained monkey. random snapshot mosaic of parrot-like mind.
>:|_[ friend ] It’s the specifically human sociobiology that’s offputting, particularly its obsession with materiality as a substitute for meaning, and their infuriating refusal to confront void.